Daily Archives: April 10

The Guy With The Gerbils?

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So I was feeling a bit under the weather today, and that’s when a lot of thinking happened. Laying in bed, I came across the end of a movie on TV that had a ridiculous yellow-haired Bruce Willis and an … Continue reading →

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The Bug Dream.

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A couple of months ago, I had this terrible dream about this pair of bugs. Two nights in a row, same dream, same guilt upon waking. I’m reminded of this because Easter just passed and I think Jesus is a ridiculous … Continue reading →

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7 Reasons Why Masturbating Beats Sexing.

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I’ve been thinking about this a lot lately. I’ve been single for about a month now, for the first time in almost 7 years. It’s fucking rad! Granted, I’ll probably be a slave to vagina again at some point in … Continue reading →

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And this is to let you know I love you.

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Indeed a song that should make everybody feel good. Unless you are completely devoid of soul. For some of us, shaking what our mamas gave us is the only way to stay warm in this cold, cold world.

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