Among other reasons, I’m terrified of bumping into people like this in seafood restaurants:
This is “Golden Oldies Pete,” and he’s got quite a following on youtube. I can’t figure if people are leaving him positive feedback for ironic reasons or pity reasons or what. But this dude is spooky. His “songs” are usually about unemployment, his ex-wife, “phony” people, being a horny old guy and wanting to bang every young female he sees on the rare occasion he goes out in public (which totally isn’t creepy at all). Oddly enough, he also seems to write a lot about why his friends and family never call him.
I don’t want to meet this guy in real life, but his videos are funny as fuck.
"This planet is 15 million years overdue for an asteroid strike like the one that killed the dinosaurs."
