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Daily Archives: April 26
Thanks to Peter Steele’s death…
I am now famous. That’s right. To date, I have had dozens of visitors to my blog by way of search engine terms having to do with “Peter Steele’s cock.” Because I posted this really stupid blog entry a while … Continue reading
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“I’m doing science and I’m still alive.”
Do you ever focus/relax your eyes in such a way that the thing you’re staring at, the one that’s only 16 inches from your face, actually looks like it’s 20 feet away? Is that a thing that everybody can do? … Continue reading
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This is not Kansas & I am not Toto.
I’m a bit drunk tonight. I feel like it’s time to introduce you to the weird little man behind the curtain. I’m going to post a handful of mp3s. Songs I made. Not so I can be told nice things … Continue reading
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