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Monthly Archives: August 2010
Help me find my proper place…
OH!! And this happened at work too. This conversation between my new manager and I. I’ll paraphrase… Keep in mind, my boss is Cuban and doesn’t speak English very well at all, despite being the produce manager. And this all … Continue reading
“I’m sorry. I just couldn’t find any good ones.”
So I caught an old lady doing the most ridiculous bullshit at work today. As I’ve explained before (I’m explaining again for the late-comers), I work in the produce department of a grocery store. So I had just gotten to … Continue reading
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I’m so ripe with life.
Oh man. Uhhh… where to start? Well, I’m quitting smoking. Cigarettes. Again. I have two left, and then that’s it. I’m hoping that this is more money that I can save for Portland. And then maybe I’ll start smoking again … Continue reading
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Find me electricity…
As hesitant as I am to write about the things I’m about to write about and then to share these things with the world (or at least the few dozens of people that read this blog), I am going to … Continue reading
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Tagged Life imitates art, Redemption, Surrealism, Wow... just fucking wow.
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Disappear Here.
So I read Imperial Bedrooms today. Because I finally decided to read Less Than Zero recently. I think I’m probably a fan of Bret Easton Ellis now. I still want to read Rules of Attraction because I’ve seen the movie … Continue reading
You will miss me when I burn.
It’s starting to hit me. I’ll be gone from this place in two months. Last time I left NY, I didn’t come back for 6 years. Not even for a visit. I liked it that way. This time, I’d like … Continue reading
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Fucking Righteous: 200 Stir-Fried Blog Posts!!
Well, we’ve made it, folks. To date, I’ve made 200 posts on this here blog. This is a momentous occasion for a few reasons, but mostly because I never stick to things. In the beginning, I admitted that I’ve started … Continue reading
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Tagged Alcohol, Freakishness, Good Music, gun violence, Humor, Insanity, Love, Masturbation, Perverts, Portland, Rant, Redemption, Relationships, Sex, Soul, Stir-Fried's Greatest Hits!!, Surrealism, Tragedy, Vasectomy, Weird science
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Why can’t monsters get along with other monsters?
I sometimes wonder, or I suppose I’m secretly hoping for this, whether or not every human alive right now… well I wonder if everyone is suffering from the same ailments. Suffering. Don’t the Buddhists say that all humans suffer? Like… … Continue reading
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Tagged Anxiety, Beauty, Buddhism, Depression, Despair, Global Sadness, Growing Up, Hope, Humanity, Redemption, Relationships, Security, Suffering
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Fuck you, stupid horse cops.
I’ve been thinking about New Orleans lately, obviously. But I just remembered something that I want to quickly write down, before I forget again. One of my last nights in New Orleans, right before I skedaddled out to Los Angeles, … Continue reading
