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Put the toys away!!
I’m remembering a lot of things today. The kinds of things that I haven’t thought of in a long, long time. When I was a kid, as in… before age 8? Anyway, back then my best friend was a girl. … Continue reading
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Dude…. Mercury is in retrograde.
A lot of weird shit happening. Crazy people are looking a little bit crazier. The past is coming back to fuck with us (see also: me). Dreams are kind of boring, but super emotional and vivid and haunting. I saw … Continue reading
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Well, what the fuck else is there?
Tired of the excuses. The shortcuts. The backhanded way of doing things. I need to be writing. I need a blog. I’m tired of trying/failing to start something new, something anonymous. Fuck it. I’ve already alienated everyone at least once, … Continue reading
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I do not you to tell me that I’m not a cat.
I still don’t know what this blog is about. But “growing up” has been a pretty major theme. I turned 30 in September, and it’s been weird. I mean, it was weird before. But it’s weird in new ways now. … Continue reading
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Tagged Flaming Lips, Fuck Yeah!!, Growing Up, Killing Nazis, Smoking Joints
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Look at my tail.
I don’t have anything to say, but I do have some time to say it, so I’m gonna say it. Because I think the important thing for me is just to write. Even if it’s terrible and bullshitty and pointless. … Continue reading
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Do you look in the sky a lot??
And who’s to say I can’t write about happy shit?! I just drove my fat ass home from the gym. That’s right. I have a gym membership… that I actually use. Me and D both do, actually. Kind of a … Continue reading
What is the light?
Yeah. I know. I’m a fucking jerk. I was getting really decent about posting here for a while. But. What can I really say? I just don’t have a lot of time these days. I work my shitty job, and … Continue reading
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We Are The World
Well, this weekend was fucking SICK!! I was going to try to write about it, but I don’t want to. I will just show you this: Yes, sir. I was there. Life changed.
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Tagged Daniel Johnston, Portland, Scout Niblett, Wonder Ballroom
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Everybody out there died, and we had to take over…
So. Joe Rogan is brilliant. And hilarious. And extremely underrated. Largely due to his notoriety from hosting Fear Factor. Which was a pretty stupid show. Anyway, I’m watching a stand-up special of his from a while back that I hadn’t … Continue reading
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It’s demanding to defeat those evil machines…
1.) This is my 250th post!! 2.) This blog doesn’t look enough like outer space. 3.) I have a friend named Aje. She says stuff. One time, she said this stuff: “You are the right person, this is the right … Continue reading
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