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Remember I used to recommend shit, too?! Yeah, buddy. These are movies I’ve LOVED recently. I feel like they’re big in Portland but maybe not other places? Go see these fuckers! HESHER!! Fucking rules ass. This is probably my new … Continue reading
Well, if you fuckers keep egging me on and feeding my ego, you’re gonna keep on getting more of my bullshit. I’m single. I haven’t had sex in 38 days (unless you count that five minutes last week where my … Continue reading
Well, okay. I got this email from a lady who reads my blog. She said some nice things, and then told me some other things, none of which is really anybody’s business. But I want to write about this thing … Continue reading
I roll my pant legs up. My legs are pasty white, long dark hairs, but well-toned. Middle of July, feeling good to be back in Portland. The sky I’m sitting under, on the front porch, is crispy and hot and … Continue reading
I am the most lucky human I know. Last time I wrote, I was a mess. And then I got better. And then, a week from yesterday, the girl came back from Thailand and dumped me. She set me free. … Continue reading
I’m here to get drunk. Posted up at a bar called The Hilt. Immediately upon walking in, a girl says to the bartender, while looking in my direction, “Well, how about I buy his drink?” I thought, this is going … Continue reading
My blog turned a year old recently, and I didn’t even wish myself a happy anniversary! What a shithead, right?
Well, it’s been a while again, hasn’t it? I am sorry for that, more than you know. In a conversation yesterday or the day before, I was explaining to someone how therapeutic this blog was for me, for quite a … Continue reading