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Tag Archives: Long Island
Just say “I’m sorry.” AND. White people are pussies.
A lady on the bus gets off briefly, to help someone carry a baby stroller down the little bus-stairs. Gets back on, goes to her seat, starts yelling. “You better give me back my bag! Bus driver, this cracker stole … Continue reading
Harmonized in deathly drone.
I have, at times, been known as a person with a cold stare. When people are approaching, I don’t really smile… I do more of an… opening my eyes wide, like most people do in that second before a car … Continue reading
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Tagged Anxiety, I blame the media, Long Island, People are evil, Perverts, Rant, The Future, Tragedy
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…the only chance I have to feel good even though I feel bad.
My first car was stolen. I think I was 16. It was a mid-1990s, black, bad ass Ford F-150. I stole it from behind a little row of stores in the town where I went to high school. To be … Continue reading
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Tagged Adolescence, Fun Crimes!!, Fun Times!!, Good Memories, Grand Theft Auto, Long Island, Mental Illness, Rant
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Teenage angst has paid off well, now I’m bored and old.
I really don’t feel like writing right now, so I’m going to do it anyway. Because I know if I start giving in to what I don’t feel like doing, instead of pushing myself to fulfill certain obligations… well I … Continue reading
Posted in Going Home
Tagged Anxiety, Depression, I blame the media, Long Island, PDX, Portland, Soul, Surrealism
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L.A. Story: Part Two
I have a lot of stories kicking around in my brain lately. I need to jot this down right quick, before we get to the heart of this post, okay? So, bear with me. – I want to write a … Continue reading
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Tagged California, Cannabis, Good Memories, Jeremy Piven, Long Island, Los Angeles, Rant, Santa Monica, Surrealism, Venice
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Okay, my beer is very wise.
So I’m drinking Magic Hat #9. It’s a “Not Quite Pale Ale,” or so says the bottle. Anyway, this is only my second time drinking Magic Hat beer on purpose. And I also drank it once not on purpose, years … Continue reading
Note to self: Grooming is good.
So I cut my fucking hair off the other day. It wasn’t long long, but… it was getting pretty long. Wait. I’ll find a picture of it. Okay there, to the right. That was about a month and a half … Continue reading
Intermission.
Well, it’s Thursday. I’ve been doing this Ladies’ Week kind of thing on this blog, and that’s good. But I feel very restricted in my mind. It’s hard to have this blog where my thoughts go every day, and then … Continue reading
Posted in Going Home
Tagged $240 worth of pudding, Anxiety, Depression, Growing Up, Long Island, PDX, Portland, Rant, Sex, The Bad Brains, The Gun Club, Video, Yoko Ono is better than you, Youtube
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