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My penis and I.
I’ve been doing a lot of thinking. For years, I’ve fantasized about it. And now that I have the New York State government paying my medical expenses, I think it’s time. For… a… vasectomy! This is why. And yes, this … Continue reading
Peter Steele and his ridiculous wang are both dead.
I was a little surprised to hear about this. I think the guy was only, what– 40? Maybe 45 years old? So that was a bit shocking, that he died of heart failure or whatever. But what’s REALLY freaking me … Continue reading
