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We Are The World
Well, this weekend was fucking SICK!! I was going to try to write about it, but I don’t want to. I will just show you this: Yes, sir. I was there. Life changed.
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Tagged Daniel Johnston, Portland, Scout Niblett, Wonder Ballroom
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All the unborn chicken voices in my head.
I’m here to get drunk. Posted up at a bar called The Hilt. Immediately upon walking in, a girl says to the bartender, while looking in my direction, “Well, how about I buy his drink?” I thought, this is going … Continue reading
So drunk in the August sun and you’re the kind of girl I like…
Shitting my pants! I can’t believe it’s all happening finally. I said in the beginning of summer, when I got my Pavement tickets, that waiting for this show would make my summer go quickly. And it did. REALLY quickly. It’s … Continue reading
Posted in Going Home, Music
Tagged Pavement, PDX, Portland, Summer, The Future, Winter
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Fucking Righteous: 200 Stir-Fried Blog Posts!!
Well, we’ve made it, folks. To date, I’ve made 200 posts on this here blog. This is a momentous occasion for a few reasons, but mostly because I never stick to things. In the beginning, I admitted that I’ve started … Continue reading
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Tagged Alcohol, Freakishness, Good Music, gun violence, Humor, Insanity, Love, Masturbation, Perverts, Portland, Rant, Redemption, Relationships, Sex, Soul, Stir-Fried's Greatest Hits!!, Surrealism, Tragedy, Vasectomy, Weird science
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My life changed completely by the low-flyin’ planes.
Dude. I have to talk about this, because blogging is therapeutic and all of that. And I’m in need of some healing. Uhh… so I’m just gonna say it. I have been craving cocaine like CRAZY lately!! Oh my god. … Continue reading
Posted in Going Home
Tagged Fun With Cocaine, Good Vibrations, Love, Portland, Safety First, The Future, The Past
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I open up my wallet and it’s full of blood.
Okay, not sure how much time I have. This, hopefully, will be quick and strange and full of explosive wit. Fuck yeah! I have to wake up at 6 in the morning, to go to the shitty job that I’m … Continue reading
Posted in Going Home
Tagged Freakishness, Good Music, I blame the media, Money, MP3 Download, Music, PDX, Portland, Sex, WHITE PEOPLE ARE EVIL
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Teenage angst has paid off well, now I’m bored and old.
I really don’t feel like writing right now, so I’m going to do it anyway. Because I know if I start giving in to what I don’t feel like doing, instead of pushing myself to fulfill certain obligations… well I … Continue reading
Posted in Going Home
Tagged Anxiety, Depression, I blame the media, Long Island, PDX, Portland, Soul, Surrealism
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