Tag Archives: Sex

Phase One: Complete!!

Posted on July 8 by

Okay, so my rad masterplan to neutralize my reproductive capabilities is underway. Today, I just just got back from my first doctor’s appointment. This was the one where I saw my regular “primary care physician,” so she could write up … Continue reading →

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Hey, guess what!

Posted on June 28 by

I made a guest appearance on another blog. Check it out Tall Brunette: The NW Girl. Much like my usual, it’s a bunch of rambly bullshit about nothing. But maybe you’ll like it anyway. Plus, her blog is pretty great … Continue reading →

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I can watch the countryside, and I can fall asleep.

Posted on June 26 by

I started writing another post, but I just trashed it. It was about childhood, and it got too emotional. It’s Friday night, I’m drinking and listening to The Arcade Fire. I’d be less emotional if I drank more, but the … Continue reading →

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Intermission.

Posted on June 24 by

Well, it’s Thursday. I’ve been doing this Ladies’ Week kind of thing on this blog, and that’s good. But I feel very restricted in my mind. It’s hard to have this blog where my thoughts go every day, and then … Continue reading →

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I am a traveler of both time and space.

Posted on June 19 by

[WARNING: I generally try to avoid spelling/grammatical mistakes, but this post is probably pretty retarded. And I can't be bothered to spellcheck/proofread because I am completely cooked. Enjoy.] Well this is just fucking swell. Hot tattoo artist chick has read … Continue reading →

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My penis and I.

Posted on June 18 by

I’ve been doing a lot of thinking. For years, I’ve fantasized about it. And now that I have the New York State government paying my medical expenses, I think it’s time. For… a… vasectomy! This is why. And yes, this … Continue reading →

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Ballerina tights around my head in a samurai pose on the bed.

Posted on June 16 by

I was going to avoid this post, but fuck it. It’s after midnight. I’m rolling on a few painkillers and a few beers. Yes, I’m concerned that most of my readers seem to be women, and I don’t wish to … Continue reading →

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It’s insane, this guy’s taint.

Posted on June 15 by

I don’t even know where to start. Been a very long, very strange, very beautiful past couple of days. I don’t think I have anything interesting to post right now. But we all know I prefer quantity over quality. So … Continue reading →

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In the Netherworld of Foreign Feeds

Posted on June 13 by

It has been brought to my attention this week that some people may have never listened to the band that is called Pavement. Yes, this band is on my mind a lot because they are one of my favorite things … Continue reading →

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And Nothing Else Matters.

Posted on June 10 by

My first kiss was a fucking sham. It was the first girl I ever dated. Because I was ugly as sin when I was a teenager. Not that I’m all full of myself now, I’m surely still fairly unattractive (thank … Continue reading →

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