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Tag Archives: Soul
Hey, haven’t seen you around in a while.
God damn it. I took a pair of sleeping pills and laid down two hours ago, with some music playing in my ears. The Modest Mouse song, Positive/Negative, came on and it triggered memories. So now there’s a story to … Continue reading
Posted in Uncategorized
Tagged Alcohol, Beauty, California, Crystal, High Desert, Insanity, Redemption, Sex, Soul, Tragedy
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We kiss on the mouth, but still cough down our sleeves…
Am I allowed to make one post that covers two different topics that are completely irrelevant to one another? I think I can, right? I’ve probably done it before. Maybe. But I want to talk about my self, and then … Continue reading
Posted in Going Home, Music
Tagged Alcohol, Attack of the Super Rad Women!!, Good Music, Growing Up, Life imitates art, Mental Illness, Redemption, Soul, Surrealism
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Fucking Righteous: 200 Stir-Fried Blog Posts!!
Well, we’ve made it, folks. To date, I’ve made 200 posts on this here blog. This is a momentous occasion for a few reasons, but mostly because I never stick to things. In the beginning, I admitted that I’ve started … Continue reading
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Tagged Alcohol, Freakishness, Good Music, gun violence, Humor, Insanity, Love, Masturbation, Perverts, Portland, Rant, Redemption, Relationships, Sex, Soul, Stir-Fried's Greatest Hits!!, Surrealism, Tragedy, Vasectomy, Weird science
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Teenage angst has paid off well, now I’m bored and old.
I really don’t feel like writing right now, so I’m going to do it anyway. Because I know if I start giving in to what I don’t feel like doing, instead of pushing myself to fulfill certain obligations… well I … Continue reading
Posted in Going Home
Tagged Anxiety, Depression, I blame the media, Long Island, PDX, Portland, Soul, Surrealism
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Dude…
This woman is beyond any stupid label I can put on anything. As far as women go, this is my queen. As far as “super rad” goes, she doesn’t even exist in the realm of earthly adjectives. No. She is … Continue reading
Posted in Music
Tagged Attack of the Super Rad Women!!, Good Music, Life imitates art, Live Music, Music, Nina Simone, Soul, Surrealism, Youtube
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My penis and I.
I’ve been doing a lot of thinking. For years, I’ve fantasized about it. And now that I have the New York State government paying my medical expenses, I think it’s time. For… a… vasectomy! This is why. And yes, this … Continue reading
She’s like heroin to me.
God damn it, I need to buy a motor vehicle! See, I hate cars. I hate the way they smell, I hate how much they cost, I hate the amount of deaths that take place due to them. But public … Continue reading
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Tagged Anxiety, Long Island, Love, Redemption, Relationships, Sex, Soul, Weird science
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