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Tag Archives: Weird science
Turns out I was a vampire myself…
Here’s the biggest problem: Too many ideas happening all at once, and for too damn long, inside my brain. I think it’s probably an LSD thing. The past catches up with the future. It’s hard to know whether or not … Continue reading
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Tagged Anxiety, Insanity, LSD, Redemption, Surrealism, Tragedy, Weird science
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Fucking Righteous: 200 Stir-Fried Blog Posts!!
Well, we’ve made it, folks. To date, I’ve made 200 posts on this here blog. This is a momentous occasion for a few reasons, but mostly because I never stick to things. In the beginning, I admitted that I’ve started … Continue reading
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Tagged Alcohol, Freakishness, Good Music, gun violence, Humor, Insanity, Love, Masturbation, Perverts, Portland, Rant, Redemption, Relationships, Sex, Soul, Stir-Fried's Greatest Hits!!, Surrealism, Tragedy, Vasectomy, Weird science
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Phase Three: COMPLETE!!
So, the deed is done. It is. I am officially vasectomized. Since I wasn’t allowed to videotape the whole process (and if I was allowed, I’m sure that posting the gruesome footage would get me kicked off of WordPress anyway), … Continue reading
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Tagged Funny, Growing Up, Life imitates art, Love, Masturbation, Perverts, Redemption, Sex, Vasectomy, Weird science
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Life is strange when you’re famous as fuck.
Alright, so this is pretty rad. Mister David Spinks, the founder of Scribnia.com, went out to the desert to trip on peyote with the natives. In a terrifying vision, the spirits told him to interview me for his “Behind the … Continue reading
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Tagged Anxiety, Freakishness, gun violence, I blame the media, Lameness, Love, Mental Illness, Perverts, Redemption, Surrealism, Tragedy, Weird science
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Grammar is important
I was just thinking about how all of my friends are starting to turn 30. But I’m still 28!! Hahaha, suckers. Anyways. The idea that “I am still just a fucking baby” popped into my head. And then I thought … Continue reading
Uh-oh, technology!
So I went out and bought an object yesterday, so that I too can now hear hundreds of my favorite albums while out and about. No iPods, because they’re fucking expensive and they break down pretty easily and then you’re … Continue reading
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Tagged Anxiety, Bad music, I blame the media, Music, Rant, Weird science
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Note to self: Grooming is good.
So I cut my fucking hair off the other day. It wasn’t long long, but… it was getting pretty long. Wait. I’ll find a picture of it. Okay there, to the right. That was about a month and a half … Continue reading
Speaking of Robot Slaves…
Well, toward the end of yesterday’s post on Scout Niblett, I told you that this week on The Stir-Fried Dinosaur (this is the blog you’re reading right now, dummy!) would be a special celebration of ridiculously cool women. I was … Continue reading
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Tagged Attack of the Super Rad Women!!, Funny, Jami can write!, The Future, Tragedy, Weird science
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My penis and I.
I’ve been doing a lot of thinking. For years, I’ve fantasized about it. And now that I have the New York State government paying my medical expenses, I think it’s time. For… a… vasectomy! This is why. And yes, this … Continue reading
