Peter Steele and his ridiculous wang are both dead.

I was a little surprised to hear about this. I think the guy was only, what– 40? Maybe 45 years old? So that was a bit shocking, that he died of heart failure or whatever. But what’s REALLY freaking me out is that people are acting like this guy was musically relevant at one time! Many of my peeps are acting like this guy was an influential “artist” and made a lot of important music. Seriously, guys… Type O Negative was a pretty silly band. At best, maybe they’re responsible for influencing brilliant bands such as… “30 Seconds To Mars” and “Linkin Park” but that’s about it. Pete Steele was a goth, for fuck’s sake– and a fake one at that! Because we all know that real goths don’t show off their dicks in bad magazines called Playgirl. Real goths wear trenchcoats and smoke clove cigarettes and keep away from black people and hiss at people who seem to be having a good time.

Anyway. I was going to pay tribute, and upload a couple of good Type O songs in memoriam. Except. There really aren’t any. So. Whatevs.

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About R. Spacely

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3 Responses to Peter Steele and his ridiculous wang are both dead.

  1. Pingback: Thanks to Peter Steele’s death… « The Stir-Fried Dinosaur

  2. Holly says:

    I doubt they influenced bands like Linkin Park. I think Bloodhound Gang may be more appropriate.

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