Adults drink coffee in the morning because, otherwise, the morning will kick their teeth in.
Adults fuck on the first date, and there are apparently no moral dilemmas about this.
Adults live for pay-day, also no moral dilemmas about this.
Adults carry too much plastic in their wallets.
Adults are pretty fucking lame.
Point me to the swing set.
Jumping contest, okay?
I can go really high.
Sand tastes bad.
But worth it.