Adults do this, and they do that as well.

Adults drink coffee in the morning because, otherwise, the morning will kick their teeth in.

Adults fuck on the first date, and there are apparently no moral dilemmas about this.

Adults live for pay-day, also no moral dilemmas about this.

Adults carry too much plastic in their wallets.

Adults are pretty fucking lame.

Point me to the swing set.

Jumping contest, okay?

I can go really high.

Sand tastes bad.

But worth it.

Totally.

I win!

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About R. Spacely

Bastard.
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8 Responses to Adults do this, and they do that as well.

  1. risha; says:

    Adulthood is overrated. And stupid.

  2. jaminicole says:

    I hate adultness.

  3. How I long to lay eyes on someone without the slightest hint of carnal hunger.
    We lose that with childhood. I’m working my way back up to it. Its the best.

    • Rob says:

      Yeah, fucking is pretty rad sometimes. But having a picnic in the park and holding hands and having a kiss on the cheek… that’s the stuff.

  4. Kris says:

    Apparently I make a pretty lame adult…

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