This is a pretty special post because it will contain two distinctly opposed mp3s. Always fun.
But first. FIRST!! Sorry about last night. I got drunk as fuck in my house. I was going to write like crazy. I even started a long piece that’s now gonna collect dust until I figure out how to finish it. But. I didn’t get anything else done. I was in a rare mood. I’ve been an idiot the last couple of days. Getting drunk, and trying to start shit with the wrong ladies. I can’t help it. I just love the booty too much.
Anyway, on to today’s news. As the title suggests, I did indeed write a new song. This is the first decent song I’ve written in… a year and a half? No, it’s not finished or anything. But it’s got bones. I recorded a shitty copy on my mp3 player, because I thought it was good enough to show to the world and be able to say “look, assholes, all of my creativity has not completely shriveled up and died just yet!” I am vain, attention-seeking, and in desperate need of the approval of my peers. So. Have a listen? Tell me what you think?
I don’t know what I’m calling it yet. And although I can’t sing, and I don’t have any brilliant guitar licks for it yet, I do hear the future of this song. When I can do a proper recording, there will be more lyrics, tons of ethereal vocal harmonies, and a lot more instrumentation washed in reverb. Because I like my music to sound like we’re taking a nap underwater. Okay. Let me shut up. Listen here:
And, also of importance, remember how I sometimes complain about my teenage-boy cousin being weird? Okay, well now there’s audible documentation to help prove my point. This is kinda funny. Maybe a little mean, but all in good fun. Here:
I have nothing further.