In the future, take a fucking shower. Every single time you are going out with a lady, just do it, take a fucking shower. I know, maybe you worked later than you wanted to, and I’m sure you have a right to be exhausted. But. If you take a short nap instead of a shower, you may regret it. Even if you think it’s just a friendly thing, and there’s no chance of dicks and pussies coming out, keep in mind that you may very well end up on the receiving end of a blowjob at some point. And. AND!! You don’t want to give a lady a bad first impression of you penis/balls. Do you want anyone to have good reason to mistake you for one of those stink-cocked fellows? No. And this could also end up making you feel self-conscious the whole time, and make the whole blowjob experience less enjoyable than it deserves to be. I’m telling you this out of love, I swear. Just… take a fucking shower. Okay, asshole?
P.S. – On occasions like the one mentioned above, it’s also probably not a great idea to wear a pair of boxer shorts that has a massive worn-out hole in the junk area. Just saying. think these things through a little more. Sometimes things happen when you least expect them to happen. Be prepared. Safety first.