Fuck yeah! And. This was a disturbing video. And. I don’t have to werk tomorrow. I will be drinking tonight. Heavily, I think. The last few days have been awesome. So. I will celebrate. With bourbon and wordiness! Although, I do kind of wish I had a bunch of cocaine and a stripper girlfriend. Whatever. I should be thankful for the things I have, yes?
Also, I sat across from a guy on the bus this morning. BIGGEST head I’ve ever seen! I mean, this thing was like a peach-colored basketball sitting on top of his face. And his hair was all shaved off. No hat either. If my head was that big, I’d be rocking a doo-rag or a serious mullet or something. Also, he had sausage fingers. It was amazing and stuff. I wanted to touch his head, to make sure it was real, but I was afraid to ask.