Tag Archives: Fuck Yeah!!

I do not you to tell me that I’m not a cat.

I still don’t know what this blog is about. But “growing up” has been a pretty major theme. I turned 30 in September, and it’s been weird. I mean, it was weird before. But it’s weird in new ways now. … Continue reading

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October Thirtieth, Two Thousand Ten.

I’m going going back back to Portland Portland. (RIP BIG. Word to burgers.) So yeah. It’s all really happening. Three weeks from this very day. And I am feeling all of the emotions. The fear, the excitement, the relief, the … Continue reading

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God damn, that’s a big head!

Fuck yeah! And. This was a disturbing video. And. I don’t have to werk tomorrow. I will be drinking tonight. Heavily, I think. The last few days have been awesome. So. I will celebrate. With bourbon and wordiness! Although, I … Continue reading

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Phase Two: Complete!!

So I met my new urologist today, like two hours ago. We had a pretty serious talk about my cock and stuff. (If you’re not a regular here, you may want to read this and/or this first… the ongoing saga.) … Continue reading

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